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Hey there, you beautiful creature from somewhere in the universe. Welcome to my blog. 'u'


My blog is mostly porn, cute things, comic stuff, dyed hair, tattoos, good music and art.

I do take art requests so don't be afraid to ask o∀o

Hope you enjoy, loverly! eUe

fukuro-mind:

knanners-and-lemons:

puppet-nurse:

skitsskat:

ethanisprettier:

niiconiicosuki:

pearos:

fuscoferu:

Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere

MY STOMACH…………

blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH 

RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD 

MY SHOULDER?

MY COCOA PUFFS!

MY KNEECAP OMFG

oh my head.

I’m fucking dead.

fukuro-mind:

knanners-and-lemons:

puppet-nurse:

skitsskat:

ethanisprettier:

niiconiicosuki:

pearos:

fuscoferu:

Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere

MY STOMACH…………

blew a nail in my chin.
INSTANT DEATH 

RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD 

MY SHOULDER?

MY COCOA PUFFS!

MY KNEECAP OMFG

oh my head.

I’m fucking dead.

1,138 notes
  1. dorkoelfreako reblogged this from jhonenstalker and added:
    My poor belly…
  2. whosplayerthree reblogged this from reitonkyouju and added:
    Corner of my laptop and some vital organ….
  3. tenaciousthoughts reblogged this from waslikesstuff and added:
    Well, if it got through the wood of the table, I just pierced my bely button. Or thereabouts. Ow
  4. faytev2 reblogged this from waslikesstuff and added:
    Ouch, right through the femoral artery. *dies*
  5. waslikesstuff reblogged this from lanternmoth and added:
    I was scratching my head. There is now a nail embedded in the top side of my skull. GODDAMMIT, I THINK I JUST DIED
  6. lanternmoth reblogged this from milkypocky and added:
    There’s a nail embedded in the couch inches from my head. WELP
  7. milkypocky reblogged this from daggerjaw and added:
    Oop. My laptop is now nailed to my stomach.
  8. alli-smith reblogged this from hanamaehata and added:
    wallMy ankle….OH...TABLETWHYSTRAIGHT
  9. louisandharrydotheanalthing reblogged this from freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow
  10. freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow reblogged this from laurenw1025 and added:
    my ovary really did explode this time omg
  11. candied-claws reblogged this from buffdaddygone and added:
    D: My boobs shit man
  12. last-honest-look reblogged this from tegan-or-sara
  13. tegan-or-sara reblogged this from toogeekytofunction
  14. lambsushi reblogged this from daggerjaw and added:
    MY HEART ;O;
  15. mondo-owada reblogged this from shadowwalkersrise and added:
    WELP. THERE GOES MY LAPPY. 8|
  16. hulyanina reblogged this from ushishit and added:
    My jugular O_O
  17. bananascorpion reblogged this from sirfriedelschlintz
  18. pastachu reblogged this from ushishit and added:
    my foot
  19. sirfriedelschlintz reblogged this from vampireanton and added:
    my face good god
  20. ushishit reblogged this from suqualo and added:
    MY HEART, MY CHEST DAMNIT
  21. suqualo reblogged this from you-think-im-joking and added:
    aw fuck my abdomen
  22. vampireanton reblogged this from suffocatingpenis and added:
    OW MY LEG!
  23. you-think-im-joking reblogged this from blankfacecat and added:
    Nooooo, not my pocky.
  24. shadowwalkersrise reblogged this from primordus and added:
    I have a hole in my tummy now….
  25. poofyphluff reblogged this from contentment-of-cats and added:
    Well there goes my right forearm.
  26. senpai-chan-kun-san reblogged this from godtier-dave and added:
    /bleeding through the giant hole made through face
  27. contentment-of-cats reblogged this from godtier-dave and added:
    Shot my glass of milk.
  28. godtier-dave reblogged this from nekokunchansan and added:
    dammit there goes my peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
  29. 3geek14 reblogged this from disco-dragons and added:
    So, I read “the palm of your left hand,” and I put my hand in front of my palm-up so I could examine whatever it was I...
  30. disco-dragons reblogged this from ficklepenguin and added:
    Well there goes my wall.
  31. kayamalie reblogged this from stankface and added:
    Right in the thigh, OW.
  32. clark-k3nt reblogged this from stankface and added:
    Shit, I just blew off my dick. I mean…
  33. stankface reblogged this from harley-quinaide and added:
    Fuck, now I’ve gotta get a new laptop
  34. harley-quinaide reblogged this from ryuugazakireii and added:
    I just shot myself through my cheek.
  35. cannibalistic-vulcans reblogged this from ryuugazakireii and added:
    Where there goes my mouth.. and my entire jaw..
  36. ryuugazakireii reblogged this from window-98 and added:
    Direct shot into my left eye.
  37. window-98 reblogged this from tennantstype40 and added:
    Totally just decapitated myself.
  38. fairyfaitour reblogged this from signorina-goggles and added:
    My phone and my stomach Totally didn’t need those