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fukuro-mind: knanners-and-lemons: puppet-nurse: skitsskat: ethanisprettier: niiconiicosuki: pearos: fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH………… blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH  RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD  MY SHOULDER? MY COCOA PUFFS! MY KNEECAP OMFG oh my head. I’m fucking dead.

fukuro-mind:

knanners-and-lemons:

puppet-nurse:

skitsskat:

ethanisprettier:

niiconiicosuki:

pearos:

fuscoferu:

Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere

MY STOMACH…………

blew a nail in my chin.
INSTANT DEATH 

RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD 

MY SHOULDER?

MY COCOA PUFFS!

MY KNEECAP OMFG

oh my head.

I’m fucking dead.

(Source: theghostinside-out)

  1. dorkoelfreako reblogged this from jhonenstalker and added:
    My poor belly…
  2. whosplayerthree reblogged this from reitonkyouju and added:
    Corner of my laptop and some vital organ….
  3. tenaciousthoughts reblogged this from waslikesstuff and added:
    Well, if it got through the wood of the table, I just pierced my bely button. Or thereabouts. Ow
  4. faytev2 reblogged this from waslikesstuff and added:
    Ouch, right through the femoral artery. *dies*
  5. waslikesstuff reblogged this from lanternmoth and added:
    I was scratching my head. There is now a nail embedded in the top side of my skull. GODDAMMIT, I THINK I JUST DIED
  6. lanternmoth reblogged this from milkypocky and added:
    There’s a nail embedded in the couch inches from my head. WELP
  7. milkypocky reblogged this from daggerjaw and added:
    Oop. My laptop is now nailed to my stomach.
  8. alli-smith reblogged this from hanamaehata and added:
    wallMy ankle….OH...TABLETWHYSTRAIGHT
  9. superwholockiandirectioner reblogged this from freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow
  10. freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow reblogged this from laurenw1025 and added:
    my ovary really did explode this time omg
  11. blackcandid reblogged this from buffdaddygone and added:
    D: My boobs shit man
  12. last-honest-look reblogged this from tegan-or-sara
  13. tegan-or-sara reblogged this from toogeekytofunction
  14. viciousdelicacy reblogged this from daggerjaw and added:
    MY HEART ;O;
  15. thatoneweirdperson reblogged this from shadowwalkersrise and added:
    WELP. THERE GOES MY LAPPY. 8|
  16. sweet--bubbles reblogged this from kufufuck and added:
    My jugular O_O
  17. bananascorpion reblogged this from akuromanempire
  18. pastachu reblogged this from kufufuck and added:
    my foot
  19. akuromanempire reblogged this from fanning-over-stuff and added:
    my face good god
  20. kufufuck reblogged this from variabitches and added:
    MY HEART, MY CHEST DAMNIT
  21. variabitches reblogged this from you-think-im-joking and added:
    aw fuck my abdomen
  22. fanning-over-stuff reblogged this from suffocatingpenis and added:
    OW MY LEG!
  23. you-think-im-joking reblogged this from blankfacecat and added:
    Nooooo, not my pocky.
  24. shadowwalkersrise reblogged this from pocketfell and added:
    I have a hole in my tummy now….
  25. poofyphluff reblogged this from jolly-dolly and added:
    Well there goes my right forearm.
  26. 2-sugoi4u reblogged this from godtier-dave and added:
    /bleeding through the giant hole made through face
  27. jolly-dolly reblogged this from godtier-dave and added:
    Shot my glass of milk.
  28. godtier-dave reblogged this from nekokunchansan and added:
    dammit there goes my peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
  29. 3geek14 reblogged this from disco-dragons and added:
    So, I read “the palm of your left hand,” and I put my hand in front of my palm-up so I could examine whatever it was I...
  30. disco-dragons reblogged this from ficklepenguin and added:
    Well there goes my wall.
  31. kayamalie reblogged this from stankface and added:
    Right in the thigh, OW.
  32. clark-k3nt reblogged this from stankface and added:
    Shit, I just blew off my dick. I mean…
  33. stankface reblogged this from harley-quinaide and added:
    Fuck, now I’ve gotta get a new laptop
  34. harley-quinaide reblogged this from queenbeesknees and added:
    I just shot myself through my cheek.
  35. augustusshamartia reblogged this from misterbilbobaggins and added:
    MY LEG!
  36. misterbilbobaggins reblogged this from queenbeesknees and added:
    Where there goes my mouth.. and my entire jaw..
  37. queenbeesknees reblogged this from matts-myth and added:
    Direct shot into my left eye.
  38. matts-myth reblogged this from tennantstype40 and added:
    Totally just decapitated myself.